Friday, October 28, 2022
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Finally!!
Chrisp and Randy have been waiting 20 years for this to finally be repressed on vinyl. There so excited!! There gonna camp out overnight at the record store to be the first people to by it when it goes on sale. Cool !!
Housing
THANK YOU SMART REAL ESTATE LADY FOR THESE IMPORTANT AND NOT CONFUSING STATISTICS AND NUMBERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR IN DEPTH RESEARCH AND YOUR VERY INFORMATIVE THOUGHTS AND CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS ON THE MATTER. YOU HAVE GIVEN ME SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT AND I LOVE YOUR SUPER AUTHENTIC SMILE AT THE END. I CAN TELL YOU REALLY MEAN IT.
ALSO I MEANT TO ASK YOU WHERE IS THE "PLAY ON WORDS" YOU MENTION AT THE BEGINNING? I DIDN'T HEAR ANY FUN WORDPLAY SO MAY BE YOU FORGOT? OR MAY BE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "PLAY ON WORDS MEANS?" EITHER WAY, TELL ME!
Monday, October 24, 2022
Halloween Costume Ideas
Edith's favorite song of all time is "Eileen Get's Milk on Her Head Because She Doesn't Know How To Milk A Cow." So she decided to dress up as her for Halloween!!! So clever!! ANd so funny!
Uplifting Movie
This is a very uplifting family movie about a man who stands up for himself and makes the bullys pay for being mean to him. All kids and teens should watch this and learn about life. Bless Bless, Corey. Your an inspiration.
Sunday, October 23, 2022
Friday, October 21, 2022
Favorite Movie !!!
Edith saw this brand new, completely original “horror comedy” from visionary director Robert Zombieberg and it made her laugh and cry and fart and shart and now it’s her new favorite movie. It’s even funnier than Where the Crawdads Sing and Human Centipede. She’s going to kiss the green man in the picture above because she loves him so much. His name is Borgen Flerpentine and he stars in this brand new, completely original “horror comedy.” Thank you.
Thursday, October 20, 2022
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
Monday, October 17, 2022
Cool new Shirt
Edith is already taken by a freaking awesome husband. He's a bit crazy and scares her sometimes but he's a perfect mixture of sunshine and hurricane. He is her whole world. Flirt with him and they'll never find your body. (Yes, he bough her this shirt).
Uncle Orville
Edith's uncle Orville was a nice and fun man. He helped old people with chores and stuff and then one day he disappeared. Luckily the neighbor lady bought his house to take care of it until he comes back. If he ever does come back :(
Dance Like No Ones Watching
Edith loves to show off her special dance moves. They make her feel sexy and sultry and they make her butt wet with excitement. May be she'll let you dance into her pants!! LOL
Fun facts!
THESE FACTS ARE SO MUCH FUN THANK YOU NEAT LADY FOR MAKING ME SMARTER YOUR THE BEST. I LOVE STAMPS.
Sunday, October 16, 2022
Saturday, October 15, 2022
Friday, October 14, 2022
More Dinner with Edith and Chrisp
In case you are a vegetarian and don’t want the hot dogs that Edith and Chrisp will be serving, they’ll be offering this as well! Mmmmmmm! Yum! Bon appetit!
Dinner at Edith and Chrisp's house!
Chrisp and Edith are having a dinner party for all there friends! They only serve the finest food. Hope you brought your appetite! LOL !
New cloths
Edith seen an ad for this shirt on the internet and she bought it because she thought it was fun and she needed something to wear to her office party.
Thursday, October 13, 2022
McGee!
Hi I'm Chrisp's friend JABBIT and I'd like you to all know Chrisp's last name is McGee! Not ROLLS and certainly not FartButt if you know what I mean LOL LOL FART! I like girls who fart in bathrooms and eat each other's butts at midnigt! My wife is named Shibby and she has a daughter named Flibber and together they call each other Shibby McFlibber GET IT??????????????lOL LOL FARTT
Wednesday, October 12, 2022
OMG !!!
OH MY GOD!!! Blink - 182 got back together and Chrisp is so excited!! There his favorite band and he loves when they sing about farts and boobies.
R.I.P. in Peace, Gramma
Edith's gramma past away yesterday. She loves her and misses her. "RIP in peace, Gail. You were the best gammie I ever had." (Edith said that, not me. Just an FYI.)
NOT A PRANK- SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!
This is not a prank or a halloween goof. This is real. Edith and Chrisp went to a Halloween party at there friend Tam's house and Chrisp somehow got turned into a goat!! Edith is very concerned because she thought it was someone just joshin and goofin at first but then she couldn't find Chrisp anywhere and then she said "where's Chrisp?" And then the goat said, "it's me, Chrisp." And Edith got so scared and sad but she still thought it was someone just doin some dang ol' hijinks so she said "this isn't funny, Chrisp. come out now." And then the goat said "I'm not goofin, babe (he calls Edith "babe" it's so cute) I'm really a goat now." So edith took this picture and doesn't know what to do. WHAT SHOULD SHE DO??? It's scary and sad and were all confused!
Monday, October 10, 2022
New truck!
Chrisp got a new truck today! He knows that only faith (and the Incredible Honk) can move mountains.
Lyle
Toot toot, everyone! It’s me! Tam! Hijacking the blog again! Just wanted to let you all know that I saw the best movie today. It’s called Lyle Lyle Crocodile and it’s about an alligator that sings. Hoo boy was it funny!! It made me laugh and cheer and sing along. Can’t wait for part 2!!!
C u l8r!
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