Fart: August 2022

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Date night!

Chrisp and Edith had fun on they're date night!

Edith's Secret

Shhhhh...don't tell. Edith has a huge crush on popstar Ke$ha. She think's she's hecka sexy ;)

Fine art

Edith and Chrisp bought some fine art for their apartment. It really ties the room together.

The boys are back in town!!

Chrisp and the boys got all gussied up for a night on the town. They had a blast!!!

New boss

Edith's new boss is nice. He likes to play ball in his spare time.

Labor Day plans!

Out of all the choices out there, Chrisp thinks he’s made the right one.

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

FIRE IT UP

Chrisp loves listening to the hottest chart hits.

Baby

Edith’s friend Farep and his wife Chrysalis had a baby. Mazel tov!

One Crazy Summer

Chrisp and Edith think this One Crazy Summer movie poster is odd.

Photoshoot

Chrisp did a photoshoot to get some new headshots. He's gonna be a star.

It’s almost October

…which means it’s time for Chrisp & Edith to start thinking about Halloween costumes.

Monday, August 29, 2022

Big Doins At The Town Square!!!!

Pimpin ain't easy, but it's necessary.

New careers

Chrisp is getting into the rap game. He's got mad skillz.

Chrisp and Edith’s favorite ghoul movie franchise is the Child Play series. Those are the movies about the possessed doll named Chunky and his girlfriend doll named Tiffiniey. In fact, Edith loves the movies so much that she got this beautiful, incredibly lifelike portrait of Tiffineiy tattooed on her leg!! What a kick!

Spookins!

Chrisp and Edith just love a good spookins! Their all ways looking for the next great ghoul movie, and they may have found it in The Haunting of the Murder House! When the artwork features a super cool clown mask and a vague title, they know their in for a treat.

Sunday, August 28, 2022

Toots

I wish for happiness and peace. And more wishes. Lol.

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Chicks be gettin pregnant

Edith did not approve this post :(

Fart

Yeah.

Friday, August 26, 2022

Butt.

Punk Rock

Chrisp recently discovered "punk rock" and he really took to the lifestyle. He loves all the original, classic punk bands like Green Day and Good Charlotte.

Saturday, August 20, 2022

Library Fun Time

Edith has taken up a job reading to kids on the weekends.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Videotapes

Edith busted out her videotapes. She's gonna have a wild Friday night!!!

so sad

so sad, can't even say them friends :(

Merry Chrisp-mas

Chrisp-mas time is almost here!! LOL!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Music

Chrisp is "hip" to all the new bands.

Feelin fine

Chrisp is feelin fine.

Monday, August 15, 2022

I like your butt

BUTT

Friday, August 12, 2022

Movin' on up

Chrisp and Edith moved to a new city. The views are breathtaking.

Kitty

Edith got a cat . His name is Farep and he's cute .

Spookins

Chrisp got a spookins this morning.

Television

This is Chrisp and Edith's favorite programme.

Edith bought Chrisp a new car. It's tight.

Thursday, August 11, 2022

Tattoos

Chrisp decided it was time to get one.

Revolution

Chrisp said, "let's just sit."

wolf

Chrisp saw a wolf today.

G.O.A.T.

Chrisp and Edith went to the zoo.

Professional Businessman

You may not know this but Chrisp is a businessman. He works in the professional industry and loves "the daily grind." Sometimes he'll just go into the "office" on weekends because he loves it so much. His boss admires him and frequently calls him "champ" or "chief." That just tickles Chrisp.