New Movies

 

Chrisp blue all his money buying advance tickets for the hottest movie to hit the box offices in the history of moving pictures. He so excited he gonna cum!!!

Chrisp is still figuring these thing’s out

 

Songs!

 

I loved this song when I was a kid. I would turn it up and my dad would sing “two hot farts”! Lol

Favorite Restaurant!

Edith and Chrisp love a good night out at a fancy restaurant. This place is there new favorite!  

Hiding the Stash

Chrisp has been known to smoke the devil’s lettuce from time to time. He’s always worried about getting busted. So he found the perfect place to hide his stash. And the perfect shirt to where in public. 

Home Oh

THANK YOU PRETTY AND SMART LADY FOR SAYING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS VIDEO. YOU ARE A “FAN” OF HOME OWNERSHIP?? WHOOPDEEDOO! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? YOU SHOULD BUY A HOME FOR YOURSELF AND DECORATE IT WITH KID ROCK POSTERS BECAUSE YOURE HIS BIGGEST FAN. 

Enough

THANK YOU SMART AND PRETTY LADY FOR ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE SENSE AND DEFINITELY HAVE TANGIBLE ANSWERS. I’M SO GLAD YOU STRING TOGETHER SO MANY WORDS THAT YOU THINK MAKE YOU SEEM SMART AND DEEP BUT REALLY ARE JUST COMPLETE NONSENSE. YOU’RE THE BEST AND SUPER INTELLIGENT AND YOU ALSO LOVE KID ROCK SO THATS COOL.