Kip’s favorite jam

 

He loves 2 get jiggy.

Cool Facebook Group

Chrisp and Randy join all the best Facebook groups. 

Popular New Music Tour

Terry Swift just had the new number 1 album. So she’s going on tour with Lizard! It will be fun! See you their!

Movie Night!

 Edith and Chrisp picked out a special movie for there movie night to night!! 

Edith’s Grandad

Edith’s grandad was a famous historical figure. His name was Gelfand Noodlesburg and he was the very first president of the United State! 

Vacation

When Randy and Chrisp go on vacation together they like to hit all the popular spots.  

Slumber party!

Edith’s friends Aga, Baga & Chaga are on their way over for a spook-filled weekend! Tryna be some fun up in this nigga!

Sure is chilley with no skin on!

 

Ribbit

 

Chrisp loves snacks

 

It's been a minit

...but she's back! Large & in charge! L><OL

Lizzo ain't care

 Gurl 2 sassy n fat to worry!

Happy 60th babygirl!

 We miss you down hear!

Chrisp loves comics

 He especially enjoys all the classic characters. 

Redeemed!

 Lou Gramm of Foreigner fame done found the Lord, and he made this amazing song to tell you about it. 

Kip's new favorite movie!

 Edith stars in it. It's a hoot! And a holler! 

Be awhile til we hear something

 Lizzo got a chicken in their right now LOL

Chrisp likes to learn about important concerns

 

Fat Lizzo!

 She’s so fat and gross! She shits out whole chickens! LOL

Cooking dinner

 Chrisp tryna help Edith out in the kitchen. 

Frangle's girlfriend Jingle-Jangle has a best friend

 Her name is Cochese, and she's a lot of action packed fun! 

Silly dog1!

 Fat Lizzo can't read lol!

Tough times for Frangle

 Nigga gotta hustle.

Lunch time

 Chrisp loves a good topping for his burger.

How to have sex with Fat Lizzo

Roll her in flour, then throw her in the deep fryer and fry her up! So much chicken grease in her veins it'll be like eating KFC son! Besides, who would actually want to have sex with this fat piece of shit?

Kip's words to live by

 ;

Remember everyone!

Fat is beautiful and it's ok to be fat and slovenly and have your veins be full of chicken grease! You're not allowed to say anything bad about Fat Lizzo! She's positive and full of love and joy and chicken grease! LOLOLO FAT LIZZO WE LOVE HER

Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and asparagus

 

Someone’s got her panties stuck up her butt

 It’s Fat Lizzo. Spoiler: It’s because she’s fat!

Fat Lizzo’s in trouble!!!!

 She a sex maniac who likes grabbin on dem titties!! LOLOLO

Fucking French pork sandwich

 RAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Mama

 

Targeted Ads

They know Chrisp all to well. 

Ahi tuna sandwich

 

Chrisp loves to ride bears

Ride the bear!

God

Wise wisdom from this wise old owl. God is neato and he misses you and he likes to watch you sleep so say “night night god” right before bed and blow him a kiss and you will survive the night. Bless bless. 

Lobster roll with chips

 

Jumbo prawn.

 

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 Chrisp, Edith & the gang sure are sad today.