Mountain ***

 

Chrisp started his brand new job today! It’s kind of shitty lol

Sup Edith!

 

Hi I'm DUCKY

 LOL

Bottom’s Up!

Some times Chrisp just likes to let it all hang out. Lol. 

Chrisp is the big don

 

New haircut

 Edith is feeling good about her new 'do.

New car

 Chrisp got a new 6000-SUX so he can drive the ladeez around. Big pimpin.

SPRAYFUN!

 The newest app around will help you make new friends. 

New social media posts

 Chrisp's friends like to post on Shazbatt & WindoChab, so they always make sure to look their best.

Edith got some good news, so she's happy today.

 

Chrisp been hittin' the gym!

 Our boy looking fit!

New Pants and Butt

Edith got new pants! Now she’ll never for get which side is front and which side is back. 

Feeling good

 Chrisp wishes you a happy summer season!

Running that marathon son!

Soon as Edith pull this pink ball off her neck she gonna run that 5k! Tryna chase down that fried chicken so she can eat it! LOLOLO

Meow Wolf Mystery Man Josh

Looking for Josh, a blonde guy who is an ace at doing the robot. We met in Vegas at Meow Wolf and you serenedaded my friend and I with Kyle in Chains. I know you went to Bishop High School.

Ladies Love Cool Chrisp

 

Hello.
Respected stranger, I want to know how much you are interesting in searching and getting acquainted with new and wonderful girl?
I hope to your like my pic.
I am also search man with whom my life will calm and remarkable.
I am very cheerful, kindly and positive girl.
But I still have single and very tired of that life.

Acquaintance on the Internet I use for the first time and therefore I immediately apologize if I write something wrong. I am 27 years old.
If you are a serious man and much older than me, then I look forward to communicating with you.
So I went to a dating site and found you email.
In reality , I'm find for real man for a serious friendship and even marriage in future.
Most important is my purpose - I wish to search a companion to my lonely life!
I very much hope that you are precisely this a man.
I'll be glad if we can find our common interests and our acquaintance is most remarkable moment in our future life.
I do not know how you are interested in continue our communication therefore more detail I will talk about myself later!
I will wait your letter!

Gettin’ stone

Chrisp loves hanging with his pal southside Mike. They get stone together. 

Lippy

Edith’s friend Lippy came to visit. Their time together was short but they had the most fun going to dance clubs and raver parties. Lippy even kissed a boy with her swollen butthole lips! It was special. 

Edith is getting better at expressing her anger

 

Happy Poonteenth!1

 Chrisp & Edith love the holidaze! How are you celebrating?

Edith lifts her leg to fart sometimes

 

Chrisp turned into a dog

 

New business venture!

 Get your BBC today!

Out on the town

 Chrisp & Edith love to live "large & in charge." 

Another new cat

 Chrisp & Edith got another cat. His name is Flibber. He's fun. 

Piss Flaps

Their on sale. 

Life Saving!!

Chrisp wouldent be here today if it wasent for his favirote band, 311. Randy loves them too. I think they mat at a 311 concert.

Delicious Füd

Chrisp all ways takes Edith out to eat at all the fancy food places. 

Taco Bell

Edith and Chrisp love Taco Bell and all there delicious sauces. 

Edith knows she's sexee

 All the boys (and girls lol!) think she fine. 

You are now rich

  +14437$ on your balance!


and heavy gold coins rained from it,

Chrisp Got In Trouble

He’s makes his coworkers uncomfortable so HR had to sit him down for a little chat :(

New tats!

 Chrisp thinks his new ink is siiiiick. Plus it makes Edith hungry!

Let's go to the playground

 Chrisp & Edith are excited to take their dumb, ugly little nephews to the playground!

New album drop!

 

Chrisp’s new joint hits streets today! 

Time to try a new breakfast cereal

 

Chrisp loves entering contests

 He's pretty sure he'll win this one. 

Chrisp and Edith are movin on up

 ...to the Eastside.

Edith stole a tractor!

 Go Edith Go!

Living in this world has gotten pretty expensive

 Chrisp is doing what he can to stay ahead.

Fart

 💨 

Chrisp loves the classics

 

Cumshot

Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fuckin wall and say, ‘Fuck, there’s a horse cock in my room, or a donkey dick?’

A night on the town

 

Chrisp & Edith love getting dressed to the nines. 

This is Kip the gay

 

Mmmmm That Smell

Chrisp loves all the smells of summer. 

Ointment

Chrisp needs it for his butt. 

Fuielty

Now that's what I'M talkin' about.