Fashion

 Chrisp is excited to sport all the newest and coolest fashions.

Friday lols!!

 

Happy Friday from Chrisp, Edith, Tam and David Catselhoff. LOL

Another Doggone Masterpiece

 

For some reason, the guy that directed Hellbound: Hellraiser II directed this. I guess Wynorski didn't want to direct all three films in the Doggone universe (though he did write this one). There's a subplot in this about guys making knockoff sneakers in a haunted house. Kids love bootlegging storylines, right? Also, basically the entire cast of the last film show up here but they're all playing completely different characters (aside from the dog and the principal - whose name is Callahan and he talks like Dirty Harry). Kids love Dirty Harry jokes, right?

Frog in a Trenchcoat

And top hat. 

 

Chrisp is making friends

 

News at 11!

 

“…Then he yelled ‘My name is Chrisp, bitch’ and shot his load on my fat wrinkly tits!”

New album drop today!

 

Shit’s wired!

She won’t smell it, Chrisp!

 

Chrisp’s Motto

 

It’s his duty. And Edith loves it ;)

The Mumsters

Toot toot, everyone! It’s your friend Tam hijacking the blog again! Lol! Just wanted to tell everyone about my new favorite movie, The Munsters!!! It’s a super sweet and funny remake of an old tv show directed by visionary filmmaker, Rob Zombie. This guy is the best. He makes the coolest music and the funnest movies! What an inspiration. Anyways, you should all watch The Munsters. It’ll make you laugh and cry! And it’ll give you quite the spookins! 

C u l8r!

 

The Gathering

 

Thug-1's boy Big Daddy Buck is heading to the Gathering with his squeeze Crystal. Looks fun!

RIP, brother from another mother

 

:(

Look out, Chrisp!!!

 

Sick moves

Edith’s got some sick moves. She learned the art of dance when she attended Sick Moves Academy in the early 00s. 

A Doggone Masterpiece!

 

"This film is a masterpiece! Perfectly cast, exquisitely acted, and the cinematography is top notch. Legendary director Jim Wynorski has done it again!!" - Chrisp 

Are you down with the clown??

Edith sure is! LOL!
 

Can't wait for Christmas!

 Or as we call it around here, "Chrispmas"!!!! ;)

Crazy life!

 Something crazy's always going on when Edith's around! LOL

Pimp that shyt

 Dam right, Chrisp! Get that fucking CHEDDAR!

Goodbye to another year

 

We're all ready to move on from this crazy year, guys!

Saturday night

 

Chrisp is ready to hit the town.

Poor Edith

Edith has the worst luck. First her husband got turned into a potatoman, then she got rushed to the hospital for this tragic occurrence. Hopefully she’ll be ok. Thoughts and prayers, Edith. ❤️

Motorboatin

 

Tam brought Chrisp and Edith out on his boat today! They had so much fun out at sea. They felt like real pirates! To bad Johnny Depp wasn’t there to. LOL

Monday funnies!

Just a little joshin and goofin to make you’re day a little better. You know what they say: laughter is God’s happiness medicine. 

Zombie Gammie

Gammie is tryna be a zombie for Halloween. Her costume looks pretty good so far!! She’s hecka scarey. 😬

Inked up

 Chrisp got some sick new ink, y'all.

Thug-1 gets enjoyment out of life.

 

Thug-1 in the house

Shit's bout to jump off.
 

Outdoor shenanigans

                   

You never know what to expect when Edith and Chrisp's friends hit the pool!

The latest news

 Chrisp thinks it’s important to go straight to the source.

Chrisp loves checking out the real shit.

 

The Cure

Edith and Chrisp love this song so much. It reminds them of the fart party they attended in 2008 where they first met and fell in love. 

Remember when The Cure covered this song? It was pretty good. Not as good as this version though.

Goofin

Gammie and her daughter, Gammie II just love goofin. They goof all day long. Just goofin and goofin and goofin. Aren’t they sexy? 

 

Spoopy

It’s spoopy season and Chrisp and Edith know all the rules. 

Candle in the Wind!

Chrisp started his own candle company! To bad they spelt his name wrong :(

Fashion

 Edith got a new t-shirt for her birthday. She likes it a lot. 

Bringin it back, Chrisp thinks excitedly

Beauty and Grace

This is Gammie and she’s Edith’s BFF. She’s a spicy gal, known for her sense of humor (and her sassy mouth lol). She has a super neato boyfriend and doesn’t know how to use quotation marks properly! She’s also a M.O.M. (Mom of marine) and she likes toenails. 

Happy birthday!

 

It’s Edith’s birthday today!! Chrisp got her a cake with all her favorite things on top! Bet she can’t wait to get that cake inside her ;)

Good bye :(

 R.I.P. in peace, old friend. Ya done good. 

Favorite Movie!!

This is Edith's favorite movie. The digital FX won several well deserved Oscars. Just check out that terrifying dragon in the opening scene. Scary!!

Musick

 

Chrisp and Edith know that babies have the best taste in music. 

A Smash!

Toot toot! Tam here again! Lol! Just wanted to tell all my friends that there’s a sick new Smashing Pumpkins song out today! It’s hecka good and you should all listen to it. Ok, I’ll stop hijacking the blog now. C u l8r! 

Truthbomb

 Edith all ways dropping truth bombs. #lifeisagift #lifeisablessing #enjoylife #iliketofartontits

Time for some eggs

 

Chrisp was worried about today

 

Fat Tit Girl!

Blast from the past!!

When Chrisp and Edith got married, this was their "first dance" song. Beautiful.

Edith's support

 

Edith is so supportive of Chrisp that she made herself look like a potato too as a show of solidarity after he got turned into a potatoman. Beautiful. Love knows no bounds.

Oh no!

 

Chris got turned into a potatoman. I hope he'll be ok.

Monchichi

 

When Chrisp was young he played on a t-ball team with some classmates. One saturday morning before there game, one of his classmates said "did you see the episode of 'Monchichis' this morning?" And another kid said, "you watch Monchichis? You're a dork."

Toot toot

 

Toot toot, everybody! My name is Tam and I’m Chrisp and Edith’s best friend! I hijacked the blog today! Lol.

C u l8r! 

Rockin concert!!

 Get you’re tickets now be fore they sell out! 

Pie hole

 Edith LOVES a smiling piehole. Don’t you?? Lol ;)

Game on!

 Chrisp is a sports nut! He loves rooting for his favorite team! Much to Edith’s dismay! Lol